I had to overcome many things, many people telling me no. If you want it, and you believe in it, you have to do it. And I know it’s silly, and I know I’m kind of irrationally optimistic, but you have to be and you can’t really have another plan, because you’re going to fall back on it.
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
I cooked the dinner. I’m sitting down eating mine (Because mine took 10 minutes, hers was taking 45, and I didn’t want to be eating past midnight)
"How long’s mine going to take?"
"I don’t know, another 20 minutes or so I guess." Pause. "You can go and get it though"
"Oh thanks…." Followed by the biggest bitch face I’ve ever seen.
I’m sorry, did you want it served to you on a silver platter? You wanted to work 5 hours unpaid overtime, not me. Not my problem.
So I was out all day yesterday. From 9am to 10pm. And I NEVER go out. And I NEVER do anything social. So it was a big freaking deal, I was excited, I made the most of it, I don’t regret it. I was exhausted, and slept all the way through the night, which I never do, but I could literally not keep my eyes open. I got home, forced myself to stay awake for maybe an hour or so, the crashed.
I wake up to find my mum hasn’t thought to take the trash out. That there are two bags of recycling, two bags of normal trash, and fine I normally do it, but know I was exhausted, knowing it needed to be done, she couldn’t do it just this one to help keep the place tidy?
I wake up to find my mum hasn’t thought to take her plates out to the kitchen. Or her mugs. In fact, she has three mugs piled up on her table (I do not kid, piled up) because she didn’t think to take it out every time she wanted a cup of coffee. An empty McDonalds bag lying on the couch because apparently that’s where that belongs.
I spent all day cleaning the lounge the other day, only for it to be back to normal in one day because I chose to be selfish and enjoy myself for one day and now I want to cry.
These are just the lounge. Not including the empty packets just lying on the counter in the kitchen:
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
in the history of fuck yous
is a pretty big one
I’m gonna go with it being the biggest one
DESPERATELY WANTING/WAITING FOR SHELLEY HENNIG AND MEAGAN TANDY TO DO THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE